Thanks multiple times to I HEARD THEY EAT CIGARETTES one lucky winner will be winning this ‘fuck off’ ring! I fucking love it, so sassy!
- You must REBLOG this post to be in the draw!
- You must be FOLLOWING me, everything-fuckable to be in the draw
- No limit to the amount…
tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost
How many times can I reblog this
Sheldon Cooper you’re my hero
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
I’m lying on the ground.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
The satanic leaf tailed gecko with flying fox wings.
Tell me that is not a baby dragon I dare you